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No one is useless
SIDE B
Joey is singing while lying in
a hospital bed.
After a song,
he turns face down
and started to sing again.
Nurse: Hey, Joey,
why did you have to do that?
Joey: Oh, am now at SIDE B!
a hospital bed.
After a song,
he turns face down
and started to sing again.
Nurse: Hey, Joey,
why did you have to do that?
Joey: Oh, am now at SIDE B!
sMaRt PeOPle
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm . Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!
Lie Detector
More from the email:
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 11:38 AM
From:
To:
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.. His wife Marsha had long ago given uptrying to get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was arobot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late getting home?', they asked.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The Robot then alked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. " The Ten Commandments ," answered Tommy. The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down andsaid, " am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that nearly knockedhim out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad at Tommy. After all, he's your son!"The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her right across the room.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 11:38 AM
From:
To:
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.. His wife Marsha had long ago given uptrying to get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was arobot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late getting home?', they asked.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The Robot then alked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. " The Ten Commandments ," answered Tommy. The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down andsaid, " am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that nearly knockedhim out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad at Tommy. After all, he's your son!"The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her right across the room.
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