How to be admitted in a ...

in a mental asylum...

Reporter: Doc, how do you know if a person has to be admitted?

Doc: We fill a bathtub with water, give d patient a spoon, a cup and a bucket and then ask him to empty the bathtub.

Reporter: Aha! A normal person would, of course, use the bucket!

Doc: No. He would pull the plug....do you want a room or a ward?

PASSING TIME

by Maya Angelou

Your skin like
dawn

Mine like musk
One paints the
beginning

of a certain end.
The other,

the end of a sure beginning.